more overheard conversations...

Busdriver: If your child is over 36 inches tall, you must pay full fare for him. If you are more than 30 years old, live with your parents, and don't pay rent, you must pay for everyone else on the bus. Next stop: Brooklyn Hospital.

NYU student #1: I think our degrees will definitely appreciate in value over our lifetimes.
NYU student #2: Yeah, dude, especially when the rest of the world is destroyed and New York becomes Mega City One.

Girl: Do you think I should have a party?
Mother: No, no one would come.
Girl: Why not?
Mother: Because you smell.

Kid, as blind woman passes by: You know why you should never jump a blind person?
Friend: Why?
Kid: One, they could fight back like Daredevil. Two, it's just cruel. And three, you can't hit 'em in the face 'cause they're used to it. All fallin' down the stairs all the time...

Customer: If I'm going to pay 20 dollars for a piece of meat, the least they can do is give me something to wipe my face with.